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Movie ID: 1450
RT slug: dark-shadows-2010
RT URL: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dark-shadows-2010
Release year: 2012
Runtime: 112 mins
Wide release date: 2012-05-11
Limited release date: —
Festival premiere date: —
Streaming release date: 2014-02-15
Tomatometer final: 35%
Audience score final: 46%
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Directors: Tim Burton
Writers: Seth Grahame-Smith
Producers: Christi Dembrowski, David Kennedy, Graham King, Johnny Depp, Richard D. Zanuck, Tim Burton
MPAA rating: PG-13
Executive Producers: —
Created: 2026-10-05 20:50:22
Updated: 2026-10-05 20:50:22
In 18th-century Maine, Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) presides over the town of Collinsport. A rich and powerful playboy, Barnabas seals his own doom when he breaks the heart of a witch named Angelique (Eva Green). Angelique turns Barnabas into a vampire and buries him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas escapes from his tomb and finds 1972 Collinsport a very different place. His once-grand estate has fallen into ruin, and the dysfunctional remnants of his family have fared little better.
The visuals are top notch but Tim Burton never finds a consistent rhythm, mixing campy jokes and gothic spookiness with less success than other Johnny Depp collaborations.
Canonical reviews: 259
Canonical fresh: 91
Canonical rotten: 168
Canonical calculated Tomatometer: 259 (91/168), 35% (35.135% raw)
Latest snapshot UTC: 2026-10-05 14:36:47
Snapshot Tomatometer: 35%
Snapshot review count: 259
Snapshot fresh count: 91
Snapshot rotten count: 168
Source note: Imported from manual review paste batch #4355 (full_snapshot)
| Company | Role |
|---|---|
| Warner Bros. Pictures | distributor |
| GK Films | production |
| Infinitum Nihil | production |
| Warner Bros. | production |
| Zanuck Company | production |
| Billing | Name | Character |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Johnny Depp | Barnabas Collins |
| 2 | Michelle Pfeiffer | Elizabeth Collins Stoddard |
| 3 | Helena Bonham Carter | Dr. Julia Hoffman |
| 4 | Eva Green | Angelique Bouchard |
| 5 | Jackie Earle Haley | Willie Loomis |
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| ID | Critic | Outlet | Fresh? | Score | RT Time Raw | Approx Published UTC | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 285496 | Matt Brunson | Film Frenzy | Rotten | 2/4 | 2026-08-04T19:01:31.000Z | 2026-08-04 19:01:31 | How to explain a career that has largely become a parody of itself? |
| 285497 | Michael Leader | Den of Geek | Rotten | 2/5 | 2024-05-03T21:50:17.000Z | 2024-05-03 21:50:17 | With its overstuffed script and uncertain direction, Lay The Favourite is unlikely to change Rebecca Hall’s fortunes. |
| 285498 | Brian Eggert | Deep Focus Review | Rotten | 2/4 | 2022-11-20T05:26:03.000Z | 2022-11-20 05:26:03 | Dark Shadows takes the easy way out by lampooning its source material, simplifying its ‘70s setting through parody, and handling most of the characters like comic relief in an overall treatment that’s beneath everyone involved. |
| 285499 | Keith Garlington | Keith & the Movies | Fresh | 2/5 | 2022-08-20T14:15:15.000Z | 2022-08-20 14:15:15 | It feels like a movie that had great comedic potential but only gave us a sampling of it. |
| 285500 | Cory Woodroof | Lumination Network | Fresh | — | 2022-02-11T20:14:44.000Z | 2022-02-11 20:14:44 | Despite some issues with the narrative, Dark Shadows rightly leans on its humor, cast and staging to create a largely enjoyable trip to the movies. Burtons style shines, and longtime fans are in for a treat. |
| 285501 | Jason Adams | My New Plaid Pants | Rotten | — | 2021-07-14T21:12:14.000Z | 2021-07-14 21:12:14 | [Depp's] Barnabas is never that interesting, and similarly the movie struggles for its own purpose. It never finds anything of its own to say, and just ends up flailing around past the occasional fun little bit for two hours |
| 285502 | Owen Nicholls | NME (New Musical Express) | Rotten | — | 2021-04-29T01:22:53.000Z | 2021-04-29 01:22:53 | Even hardcore Burton apologists will have a difficult time defending Dark Shadows. |
| 285503 | Joanne Laurier | World Socialist Web Site | Rotten | — | 2021-02-28T04:30:44.000Z | 2021-02-28 04:30:44 | Based on the gothic television soap opera that ran from 1966 to 1971, Tim Burton's Dark Shadows is an erratic movie without core or conviction. |
| 285504 | Mike Massie | Gone With The Twins | Rotten | 5/10 | 2020-12-01T08:10:40.000Z | 2020-12-01 08:10:40 | It features too much of Burton's signature proclivities and not enough restraint to allow for a cohesive vision. |
| 285505 | Rachel Wagner | Rachel's Reviews (YouTube) | Rotten | — | 2020-11-20T09:20:29.000Z | 2020-11-20 09:20:29 | My least favorite Johnny Depp film |
| 285506 | Richard Propes | TheIndependentCritic.com | Fresh | 3.0/4.0 | 2020-09-05T15:03:20.000Z | 2020-09-05 15:03:20 | Dark Shadows isn't going to please everyone. Tim Burton's films never do. |
| 285507 | Allen Almachar | The MacGuffin | Rotten | C+ | 2020-07-31T18:43:48.000Z | 2020-07-31 18:43:48 | While this film does seem to mark a turning point towards the positive for Burton, it still lacks that special quality that made his earlier work so remarkable. |
| 285508 | Katie Smith-Wong | Musings of Guitargalchina | Rotten | 2/5 | 2019-12-10T22:03:11.000Z | 2019-12-10 22:03:11 | [Tim] Burton could have done so much more with this film. |
| 285509 | Noah Berlatsky | Splice Today | Rotten | — | 2019-09-18T21:02:24.000Z | 2019-09-18 21:02:24 | It's hard to imagine a 1970s without soul, even in Maine, but Dark Shadows pulls it off. |
| 285510 | Leslie Combemale | Cinema Siren | Rotten | — | 2019-07-29T23:34:49.000Z | 2019-07-29 23:34:49 | You are surrounded by beautiful things to see, but even the biggest thrill rides become perfunctory and when you wake up you barely remember the experience. |
| 285511 | Ellie Lucas | The Dispatch (Lexington, NC) | Rotten | 2/4 | 2019-06-08T16:01:15.000Z | 2019-06-08 16:01:15 | A bland, mostly unmemorable affair that never commits to being a comedy or a horror film and is instead an odd mix of both that doesn't quite work. |
| 285512 | Micheal Compton | Bowling Green Daily News | Rotten | C | 2019-04-12T01:02:19.000Z | 2019-04-12 01:02:19 | It's as if we're watching someone else try to mimic a Burton film, and the result pales in comparison to his better work. |
| 285513 | Naila Scargill | Exquisite Terror | Rotten | — | 2019-02-28T12:50:27.000Z | 2019-02-28 12:50:27 | At first glance Dark Shadows is fun, but there is simply little story to be had, with a script that relies on just the one joke. |
| 285514 | J. Hoberman | ARTINFO.com | Rotten | — | 2019-02-25T18:50:37.000Z | 2019-02-25 18:50:37 | Sad to report, the [Tim] Burton opus is an unnecessarily complicated tale involving too many characters, not to mention an unresolved moral conundrum that has us happily rooting for an unapologetic mass serial killer. |
| 285515 | Abbie Bernstein | Assignment X | Rotten | B- | 2019-02-02T01:03:03.000Z | 2019-02-02 01:03:03 | Dark Shadows is an oddity. Neither scary nor campy, it's another of Burton's tall tales, full of visual beauty and whimsy, with some unexpected emotional notes, but ultimately more style than substance. |
| 285516 | Amon Warmann | CineVue | Rotten | 3/5 | 2019-01-08T01:12:34.000Z | 2019-01-08 01:12:34 | It's just unfortunate that Dark Shadows' impressive cast is not backed up with tighter material. With hints towards a possible sequel suggested, whether Burton has earned the right to make it after this average effort is definitely up for debate. |
| 285517 | Kelly Jane Torrance | Washington Examiner | Fresh | 3/4 | 2019-01-03T01:07:14.000Z | 2019-01-03 01:07:14 | Burton is a master of black comedy whose attention to detail makes for films full of wonder. |
| 285518 | Debbie Baldwin | Ladue News | Rotten | 5/10 | 2018-11-09T00:38:23.000Z | 2018-11-09 00:38:23 | Unfortunately the movie is neither scary enough to be a thriller nor funny enough to be a comedy, so it waffles sadly between the two genres. |
| 285519 | Eileen Jones | The eXile | Rotten | — | 2018-11-04T09:51:50.000Z | 2018-11-04 09:51:50 | A listless presentation of elements that seem vaguely meant to evoke the old Burton humor and humane sweetness, his once-insightful combo of the suburban and the supernatural. It's painful to see it all lie inert up there... |
| 285520 | Johnny Gayzmonic | Fanboys of the Universe | Rotten | 5/10 | 2018-11-04T09:48:44.000Z | 2018-11-04 09:48:44 | What seems like it should work amazingly well just turns out to disappoint. There's really no explanation for it. |
| 285521 | Pat Padua | DCist | Rotten | — | 2018-08-30T17:30:08.000Z | 2018-08-30 17:30:08 | Behind the punch-line-by-anachronism and Good vs. Evil showdown are dark shadows of a nature more disturbing than eerie, less entertaining than off-putting. |
| 285522 | Brandy McDonnell | The Oklahoman | Fresh | 3/4 | 2018-08-07T23:40:36.000Z | 2018-08-07 23:40:36 | It's hard to imagine a more fitting moviemaking team than Tim Burton and Johnny Depp to give the TV cult favorite a big-budget cinematic remake. |
| 285523 | Sarah Marrs | Cinesnark | Rotten | — | 2017-10-23T22:02:04.000Z | 2017-10-23 22:02:04 | The problems come largely from the script, which is bereft of character development and the humor is caught somewhere between too broad for camp and too weird for mainstream appeal. |
| 285524 | Yasmin Shehab | Cairo360 | Rotten | 2.5/5 | 2017-09-28T21:58:08.000Z | 2017-09-28 21:58:08 | With a cast this stellar and Tim Burton directing, you'd be forgiven for expecting something far more cohesive than this. |
| 285525 | Neely Swanson | Easy Reader (California) | Rotten | — | 2017-09-18T23:19:45.000Z | 2017-09-18 23:19:45 | Certainly I wish I had had as much fun as the participants seemed to be having but in the end, and a spectacular special effects end it is, the film was as wispy as some of the ghosts that flew by. |
| 285526 | Emily Rems | Bust Magazine | Fresh | — | 2017-03-07T17:26:28.000Z | 2017-03-07 17:26:28 | It's thrilling to have this often-overlooked gem of popular culture revived on such a huge scale. |
| 285527 | Kong Rithdee | Bangkok Post | Rotten | — | 2016-05-09T16:37:31.000Z | 2016-05-09 16:37:31 | As much as it tries to make this a love story, we don't feel its heart pulsating. Barnabus is a vampire who wants his life back, but neither he nor the film truly succeeds. |
| 285528 | Scott Weinberg | TheHorrorShow | Rotten | — | 2015-08-26T16:51:04.000Z | 2015-08-26 16:51:04 | Not just a bad film; it's evidence of people who are barely even trying. |
| 285529 | Felix Vasquez Jr. | Cinema Crazed | Rotten | — | 2013-10-03T00:19:10.000Z | 2013-10-03 00:19:10 | Johnny Depp once again takes a role where he allows the make up and prosthetics to do the acting for him... |
| 285530 | Will Leitch | Deadspin | Rotten | D+ | 2013-06-23T05:34:47.000Z | 2013-06-23 05:34:47 | The nadir of Burton's career and is likely going to be his biggest flop, a film that's not a comedy, not a drama, not a horror film, and not a fantasy. |
| 285531 | David Thomson | The New Republic | Rotten | — | 2013-06-17T15:41:06.000Z | 2013-06-17 15:41:06 | The only reason to see Dark Shadows is to discover how dire and pointless-how flat-out dreadful-a movie can be even when it has Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Helena Bonham Carter attached to its flimsy pretext. |
| 285532 | Al Alexander | The Patriot Ledger | Fresh | B | 2013-06-02T11:34:24.000Z | 2013-06-02 11:34:24 | There's more than enough here for us older folks - and some younger ones, too - to have us exclaiming, Fangs for the memories. |
| 285533 | Matt Kelemen | Las Vegas CityLife | Rotten | 2/5 | 2013-04-21T21:13:57.000Z | 2013-04-21 21:13:57 | Burton really needed to lean his horror-comedy more toward horror. Instead, it's reminiscent at times of Love at First Bite and the feature film remakes of The Addams Family and The Brady Bunch. |
| 285534 | Rob Gonsalves | Rob's Movie Vault | Fresh | B | 2012-12-17T08:56:06.000Z | 2012-12-17 08:56:06 | It turns into a bit of a mess towards the finish line, but at least it's a fun mess, and if you're looking to Tim Burton for narrative tidiness you must be thinking of another Tim Burton. |
| 285535 | R.L. Shaffer | IGN DVD | Rotten | 5/10 | 2012-10-05T14:08:02.000Z | 2012-10-05 14:08:02 | Dark Shadows should have been a return-to-form for director Tim Burton, but with a bloated budget and way too much room to play, Burton delivers yet another wasted effort. |
| 285536 | Brian Holcomb | CinemaBlend | Rotten | 2.5/5 | 2012-09-28T21:12:25.000Z | 2012-09-28 21:12:25 | Made for an audience of no one, Dark Shadows is a mess of campy horror, "fish out of coffin" comedy, and gothic melodrama. |
| 285537 | Ben Kendrick | Screen Rant | Rotten | 2.5/5 | 2012-09-27T22:39:19.000Z | 2012-09-27 22:39:19 | Not a colossal failure but an indicator that Burton and Depp could stand to step outside their collective me + you = cinematic magic mindsets. |
| 285538 | Adam Ross | The Aristocrat | Rotten | 2/5 | 2012-09-27T03:58:44.000Z | 2012-09-27 03:58:44 | ...following Graeme-Smith's lead, Burton has made, quite possibly, the worst film of his 30-year career. |
| 285539 | Patrick Kolan | Shotgun Cinema | Rotten | 2/5 | 2012-09-27T02:03:35.000Z | 2012-09-27 02:03:35 | Dark Shadows is never short on stunning backdrops and impressive cinematographic techniques. It looks a treat. But with Dark Shadows, like Depp himself, you can only put so much make-up on an ageing face and sell it as fresh. |
| 285540 | John J. Puccio | Movie Metropolis | Rotten | 5/10 | 2012-09-23T14:52:02.000Z | 2012-09-23 14:52:02 | It's just sort of a star vehicle for Johnny Depp, with everyone and everything else a secondary consideration at best. |
| 285541 | Jeff Beck | Examiner.com | Rotten | 2/4 | 2012-09-14T23:34:40.000Z | 2012-09-14 23:34:40 | It had so much potential, but given the result, it should have stayed in the shadows. |
| 285542 | Matt Looker | TheShiznit.co.uk | Rotten | 3/5 | 2012-09-13T07:32:59.000Z | 2012-09-13 07:32:59 | Dark Shadows really is just a mixed bag of chuckles and drama that never really gets the balance quite right. |
| 285543 | Justin Craig | FoxNews.com | Rotten | 5/10 | 2012-09-10T09:05:20.000Z | 2012-09-10 09:05:20 | While "Dark Shadows" has many wonderful elements, it is set up to become a new franchise for Warner Bros, but it just doesn't quite have that eternal bite. |
| 285544 | William Bibbiani | CraveOnline | Fresh | 8.5/10 | 2012-08-22T01:12:09.000Z | 2012-08-22 01:12:09 | Captures the grand sweep and often ridiculous theatricality of both soap operas and gothic romance. |
| 285545 | Brian Gibson | Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Alberta) | Rotten | — | 2012-07-24T10:12:31.000Z | 2012-07-24 10:12:31 | There's much more bloody potential here for dark comedy (and shaded emotions) than we're lightly spattered with . . . offers no zany flourishes, dashing touches or striking shots. |
| 285546 | Charlie Lyne | Ultra Culture | Rotten | — | 2012-07-06T04:27:45.000Z | 2012-07-06 04:27:45 | Dark Shadows makes almost no attempt to reward cinema audiences. |
| 285547 | Jim Schembri | 3AW | Rotten | 2/5 | 2012-06-30T20:15:43.000Z | 2012-06-30 20:15:43 | In yet another over-designed cinematic letdown, director Tim Burton (Alice in Wonderland; Sweeney Todd) weaves a choppy comic tale of resurrected ghouls set in the early 1970s. |
| 285548 | Nathaniel Rogers | The Film Experience | Rotten | C | 2012-06-22T17:00:20.000Z | 2012-06-22 17:00:20 | Burton can still deliver a great visual hook and whimsical comedy. But he seems caught between his new laziness and his old genuine excitement about filmmaking. |
| 285549 | Bruce Bennett | Spectrum (St. George, Utah) | Rotten | C+ | 2012-06-03T21:35:13.000Z | 2012-06-03 21:35:13 | Isn't sure if it is supposed to be a campy homage, a vampire black comedy, or a family friendly horror pic...doesn't come close to the duo's wondrous collaborations. |
| 285550 | Mark Pfeiffer | Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema | Rotten | C- | 2012-06-02T17:44:03.000Z | 2012-06-02 17:44:03 | Dark Shadows gets stuck in neutral because of the uncertainty as to what kind of a film it wants to be. |
| 285551 | Tricia Olszewski | Washington City Paper | Fresh | — | 2012-06-01T15:32:14.000Z | 2012-06-01 15:32:14 | Burton deploys the kind of winking, sly humor he knows his leading man can pull off. |
| 285552 | Eric Melin | Scene-Stealers.com | Rotten | 2/4 | 2012-06-01T12:09:10.000Z | 2012-06-01 12:09:10 | Some scenes seem to exist in their own universe entirely, having no bearing on the rest of the plot. If this is supposed to be some sort of satirical comment on the original TV show, which was famously erratic, then it was a bad choice. |
| 285553 | Kelly Vance | East Bay Express | Fresh | — | 2012-05-31T17:07:26.000Z | 2012-05-31 17:07:26 | Burton's most entertaining film since Ed Wood. |
| 285554 | Michael Dequina | TheMovieReport.com | Rotten | 1/4 | 2012-05-27T22:10:46.000Z | 2012-05-27 22:10:46 | Barely rates as a shadow of the franchise's previous lives. |
| 285555 | Betty Jo Tucker | ReelTalk Movie Reviews | Rotten | — | 2012-05-27T16:55:42.000Z | 2012-05-27 16:55:42 | I'm still in a state of shock over being bored while watching a Johnny Depp flick. |
| 285556 | Robert Denerstein | Movie Habit | Rotten | — | 2012-05-24T21:15:05.000Z | 2012-05-24 21:15:05 | Visually elaborate, but dramatically flat |
| 285557 | Jeffrey M. Anderson | Common Sense Media | Fresh | 3/5 | 2012-05-20T13:40:33.000Z | 2012-05-20 13:40:33 | While Burton should have been comfortable with the story's large-scale passions and soap opera emotions -- as evidenced by movies like Edward Scissorhands -- he seems unwilling to take the risk. |
| 285558 | Jackie K. Cooper | jackiekcooper.com | Rotten | 4/10 | 2012-05-19T14:04:38.000Z | 2012-05-19 14:04:38 | Johnny Depp and Tim Burton make a movie for each other and leave the audience waiting to be entertained. |
| 285559 | Bob Grimm | Reno News and Review | Rotten | 2/5 | 2012-05-18T21:45:37.000Z | 2012-05-18 21:45:37 | Burton and Depp have gotten into the practice of making boring and stupid movies lately. Hope that particular trend ends soon. |
| 285560 | Eric Eisenberg | CinemaBlend | Rotten | 1.5/5 | 2012-05-18T09:12:24.000Z | 2012-05-18 09:12:24 | The movie is completely tone deaf - unsure if it's a horror movie, a comedy or a drama - and never finds anything interesting in the characters for the audience to latch on to. |
| 285561 | Brian Juergens | AfterElton.com | Rotten | 4/10 | 2012-05-18T08:16:04.000Z | 2012-05-18 08:16:04 | By refusing to go either full-on melodrama or pure sendup, they've sentenced the original show's characters to an eternity of being upstaged by ugly lampshades. |
| 285562 | Tim Brayton | Antagony & Ecstasy | Fresh | 6/10 | 2012-05-17T21:02:06.000Z | 2012-05-17 21:02:06 | Does not feel as derivative and artificial as most of what [Burton] has done since 2001. |
| 285563 | Margot Harrison | Seven Days (VT) | Rotten | 5/10 | 2012-05-16T19:26:24.000Z | 2012-05-16 19:26:24 | Without a strong central conflict, the film ends up wobbling from set piece to set piece, as if Burton were continually yelling, "Hey, check this out!" |
| 285564 | Margaret Pomeranz | At the Movies (Australia) | Fresh | 4/5 | 2012-05-16T17:48:35.000Z | 2012-05-16 17:48:35 | Pitching the film playfully between farce, with a knowing satiric edge, high action and high romance, Dark Shadows is a lot of fun. |
| 285565 | David Stratton | The Australian | Fresh | 3.5/5 | 2012-05-16T17:45:46.000Z | 2012-05-16 17:45:46 | Certainly delivers the goods on several levels without quite rising to the heights to which it aspires. |
| 285566 | Jeff Bayer | The Scorecard Review | Rotten | 5/10 | 2012-05-16T06:16:21.000Z | 2012-05-16 06:16:21 | It's filled with moments that don't really matter, especially when dealing with the fishing business. |
| 285567 | James Kendrick | Q Network Film Desk | Rotten | 2/4 | 2012-05-16T06:00:47.000Z | 2012-05-16 06:00:47 | nostalgic music and digs at the bad aesthetic choices of a previous era, no matter how well executed, will only get you so far, and at some point we have to be invested in Barnabas's many plights, and we never are. |
| 285568 | Ken Hanke | Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | Fresh | 4.5/5 | 2012-05-16T05:46:47.000Z | 2012-05-16 05:46:47 | Is it obviously a Tim Burton picture? Sure it is. That's what I expect -- and, in fact, what I want -- from a Burton movie. |
| 285569 | Sara Michelle Fetters | MovieFreak.com | Fresh | 2.5/4 | 2012-05-15T16:28:58.000Z | 2012-05-15 16:28:58 | After watching the film, an odd, somewhat disjointed comedic drama about family and sacrifice set to Burton's own uniquely macabre cinematic beat, I'm not quite sure what to call this new take on the venerable property. |
| 285570 | Anthony Lane | The New Yorker | Rotten | — | 2012-05-15T05:15:18.000Z | 2012-05-15 05:15:18 | This is not so much a coherent movie as it is a long, expensive joke in search of a purpose. |
| 285571 | CJ Johnson | Film Mafia | Rotten | 2/5 | 2012-05-15T03:26:44.000Z | 2012-05-15 03:26:44 | The longer the movie plays, the more disjointed, episodic, and incoherent it becomes. It has no idea what it is. |
| 285572 | Jon Hamblin | SFX Magazine | Rotten | 2.5/5 | 2012-05-15T03:20:36.000Z | 2012-05-15 03:20:36 | A flaccid film that might as well be a straight-to-video Addams Family sequel. |
| 285573 | Ethan Alter | Television Without Pity | Rotten | — | 2012-05-14T14:38:54.000Z | 2012-05-14 14:38:54 | Not the worst movie Tim Burton has ever made, but it's the latest example of how creatively adrift he's become. |
| 285574 | Mark Ramsey | MovieJuice! | Rotten | C | 2012-05-14T13:42:36.000Z | 2012-05-14 13:42:36 | I knew we were in trouble when the cops drew a chalk outline around the box office. |
| 285575 | Tony Medley | Tolucan Times | Fresh | 7/10 | 2012-05-14T10:40:22.000Z | 2012-05-14 10:40:22 | Not that funny, but worth seeing mostly due to Depp's performance. |
| 285576 | Jason Best | Movie Talk | Fresh | — | 2012-05-14T07:46:15.000Z | 2012-05-14 07:46:15 | As with Pirates, the story often stalls while Depp does his stuff, but his fish-out-of-water vampire is roguish, mannered and a hoot, as you'd expect.. though it's Green's wild-eyed pale-skinned seductress who really sinks her teeth into the film. |
| 285577 | Luke Buckmaster | The Daily Review/Crikey | Fresh | — | 2012-05-13T19:18:18.000Z | 2012-05-13 19:18:18 | The jokes seem to have been written, fittingly enough, by the dead. |
| 285578 | Cole Smithey | ColeSmithey.com | Fresh | B | 2012-05-13T18:21:52.000Z | 2012-05-13 18:21:52 | "Dark Shadows" is a lot more fun than any of the "Twilight" movies combined. |
| 285579 | Ed Gibbs | The Sun-Herald (Australia) | Rotten | 5/10 | 2012-05-13T17:26:22.000Z | 2012-05-13 17:26:22 | If Burton had ever worried that his celebrated brand of eccentricity might one day feel dated or even irrelevant, that unthinkable day may indeed have come. |
| 285580 | Diva Velez | TheDivaReview.com | Rotten | 2/5 | 2012-05-13T04:34:56.000Z | 2012-05-13 04:34:56 | Not funny enough to be called a comedy nor remotely frightening or dramatic enough to portray the original TV show's scarier leanings. Dark Shadows has no idea what it wants to be and ends up being nothing. |
| 285581 | Dennis Schwartz | Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews | Rotten | C+ | 2012-05-13T02:52:24.000Z | 2012-05-13 02:52:24 | Another kooky and over-baked visually spectacular film filled with lavish costumes and spooky goth style from director Tim Burton. |
| 285582 | Ed Whitfield | The Ooh Tray | Rotten | — | 2012-05-12T18:06:53.000Z | 2012-05-12 18:06:53 | A mirthless monster mash that just manages to remember what it's about, a minute before the end - all concerned praying it's not too late. It is. |
| 285583 | Philip French | Observer (UK) | Rotten | — | 2012-05-12T17:59:03.000Z | 2012-05-12 17:59:03 | Ultimately the film is rather ordinary, a bit like a modest Roger Corman horror flick embarrassed by the size of its budget. |
| 285584 | Beth Accomando | KPBS.org | Rotten | — | 2012-05-12T16:40:57.000Z | 2012-05-12 16:40:57 | There really isn't acting to speak of because there is no attempt at character development, just character design. Characters only exist as gags, and cheap gags at that. |
| 285585 | Brandon Judell | CultureCatch | Rotten | — | 2012-05-12T16:21:35.000Z | 2012-05-12 16:21:35 | Basically a cornucopia of ineptness, Dark Shadows should have been relegated to where the sun don't shine. |
| 285586 | Scott Nash | Three Movie Buffs | Rotten | 2.5/4 | 2012-05-12T14:04:31.000Z | 2012-05-12 14:04:31 | Looks good, as you'd expect from Burton, but the script lacks fangs. |
| 285587 | Kevin A. Ranson | MovieCrypt.com | Rotten | 1.5/4.0 | 2012-05-12T10:56:31.000Z | 2012-05-12 10:56:31 | ... it shouldn't surprise anyone that all the funny bits are in the trailers and what's left is a beautiful production design in need of a worthy plot. |
| 285588 | Lori Hoffman | Atlantic City Weekly | Rotten | 1/4 | 2012-05-12T10:43:47.000Z | 2012-05-12 10:43:47 | Dark Shadows just sits there flat and boring, with the energy of the actors in lock down mode thanks to laugh lines that get no laughter. |
| 285589 | Glenn Lovell | CinemaDope | Rotten | 2/4 | 2012-05-12T10:30:15.000Z | 2012-05-12 10:30:15 | ... reminds us that all the CG effects and crashing-wave inserts can't goose a moribund script to life. Depp as Barnabas should have gone the way of Love Story and the lava lamp and stay buried. |
| 285590 | Daniel M. Kimmel | North Shore Movies | Fresh | 3.5/5 | 2012-05-12T09:46:34.000Z | 2012-05-12 09:46:34 | This latest collaboration between director Tim Burton and actor Johnny Depp is easily the best thing they've done together since Sweeney Todd. |
| 285591 | Lisa Giles-Keddie | Real.com | Fresh | 3/5 | 2012-05-12T07:32:43.000Z | 2012-05-12 07:32:43 | The only resurrecting grace is Depp's now routine, freak pantomime performance ...You will scream with frustration at this ghoulish comedy, that's for sure. |
| 285592 | Tim Martain | The Mercury (Australia) | Fresh | 3/5 | 2012-05-12T04:10:21.000Z | 2012-05-12 04:10:21 | Much like pizza and sex, even when a Tim Burton film isn't great, it's still pretty good, it's never really "bad". |
| 285593 | Austin Kennedy | Sin Magazine | Rotten | 2.5/4 | 2012-05-12T02:02:22.000Z | 2012-05-12 02:02:22 | Burton's direction is top notch, but he doesn't know a thing about story structure, which is something you think he would have figured out by now. |
| 285594 | Widgett Walls | Needcoffee.com | Rotten | 1/5 | 2012-05-12T00:11:00.000Z | 2012-05-12 00:11:00 | If you're going to take this, which wasn't a comedy, and play it for comedy...make your movie funny. |
| 285595 | Anders Wotzke | Moviedex | Fresh | 3.5/5 | 2012-05-11T22:54:01.000Z | 2012-05-11 22:54:01 | Perhaps if every Hollywood film featured the grand yet gloomy decadency of a Burton production, I'd be more inclined to get caught up on where his films go wrong. But they don't, so I won't. |
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